// ENTERPRISE-GRADE QA FOR THE AI ERA

Your AI-built product ships fast.
It also ships broken.

We deploy senior QA engineers to break your AI-generated code before your users do. Mathematical precision. Zero false positives. Continuous test coverage for volatile systems.

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GDPR • SOC2 • PCI-DSS • 150+ RELEASES TESTED • 99.4% CRITICAL-BUG CATCH RATE
SYS_AUDIT · v4.2.1
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10:42:01 > INIT QA_PROTOCOL [auth_service_v2]
10:42:03 > SCAN DEPENDENCY GRAPH
10:42:04 > INJECT CHAOS PAYLOADS [5000]
[PASS] JWT_VALIDATION_STRICT_MODE 0.04ms
[PASS] RATE_LIMIT_REDIS_SYNC 0.12ms
[FAIL] OAUTH_STATE_PARAM_INJECTION ERR_403
CRITICAL: state param bypass on AI-generated callback handler. Account takeover vector.
[PASS] PASSWORD_RESET_TOKEN_ENTROPY 0.08ms
PROGRESS 4,721 / 5,000
▸ AWAITING MANUAL OVERRIDE
// REPRESENTATIVE ENGAGEMENTS
HELIXcomposite ORBITALcomposite TONIQcomposite WTB.LANDreal · public

Composite engagements are drawn from real audit patterns across multiple projects - client names and specific metrics fictionalized. wtb.land audit is published in full as the sample report.

// HOW WE WRITE

Every finding is a reproducer, a fix, and a verification step - no handwavy severity labels, no "consider reviewing". If we can't reproduce it, we don't ship it in the report.

Read composite cases → · See real wtb.land audit →

// THE QA GAP, QUANTIFIED

Modern SaaS ships faster than it can be tested.

LLM-assisted development has collapsed time-to-ship by 4×. Your QA surface area didn't shrink with it. Here's what we see across the audits we run every month.

73%

of AI-generated SaaS ships with at least one P1 bug past UAT.

$4.2K

avg cost of a single critical production hotfix — engineering time + rollback + reputation.

11D

mean time to detect silent data-corruption bugs without structured QA.

1:3

LLM-authored endpoints have an auth check that looks right but isn't.

Source: Sarmkadan Labs engagement data, 2025 — 48 audits sampled.

// 9-DIMENSION STRESS TEST

Everything we test. Nothing we skip.

Each engagement covers six service lines, end-to-end. Led by a senior with 6+ years in production QA.

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Functional & Regression

Ensuring core features operate exactly as documented, surviving rapid code iterations without breaking existing functionality.

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Performance & Load

Simulating extreme traffic spikes to identify bottlenecks, ensuring your infrastructure holds steady under pressure.

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Security & Pen Probes

Proactive identification of vulnerabilities, unauthorized access risks, and insecure data handling before they hit production.

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UX & Usability

Validating human-computer interaction patterns to guarantee intuitive navigation and prevent user frustration or drop-off.

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Mobile & Cross-Device

Rigorous testing across an array of viewport sizes, OS versions, and hardware specifications for uniform experience.

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Chaos & Data-Integrity

Injecting faults into complex state machines to verify silent failure handling and prevent catastrophic data corruption.

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Dwell-time is the new backlink

When AI-generated code ships friction bugs, users bounce - and both Google and AI answer engines read that as a weak signal. We audit your product for the kinds of quality issues that quietly cost you SEO authority: broken onboarding, slow interactive paths, content that doesn't render for crawlers, JS errors that tank engagement metrics.

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// THE METHOD

Five stages. Ten business days.

Our highly structured execution protocol ensures rapid, actionable intelligence with zero operational friction. Engineered for continuous deployment environments.

01

Discover

Map your product landscape and critical user journeys.

02

Map surface

Enumerate every seam, endpoint, and data entry point.

03

Probe

Break it, systematically. 9-dimension chaos injection.

04

Report

Prioritized actionable backlog with reproduction steps.

05

Verify fix

Close the loop. Validate that remediations hold.

// ENGAGEMENT TIERS

Fixed scope. Fixed price.

Transparent technical procurement. No retaining fees or opaque estimations.

Every tier ships a report like this - See sample (wtb.land audit) →

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STARTER · 3 BUSINESS DAYS

SIGNAL CHECK

€590 /one-time
Crypto €472 · USDT/USDC
  • check_circle Lighthouse + Core Web Vitals
  • check_circle GEO audit: llms.txt · JSON-LD citability
  • check_circle On-page SEO + schema.org
  • check_circle Top-5 regression risks
Start signal check
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SPOT AUDIT

€1,900 /flat
Pay in USDT / USDC €1,520 -20%
  • check_circle Targeted vulnerability scan
  • check_circle Dependency analysis
  • check_circle 48-hour turnaround
Initialize

LAUNCH-READY

€5,900 /project
Pay in USDT / USDC €4,720 -20%
  • check_circle Full application audit
  • check_circle Penetration testing
  • check_circle Compliance reporting
  • check_circle Executive summary
Initialize
Most Chosen

CONTINUOUS QA

From
€3,900 /mo
Pay in USDT / USDC from €3,120/mo -20%
  • bolt Bi-weekly security sprints
  • bolt CI/CD pipeline integration
  • bolt Dedicated security engineer
  • bolt Real-time slack channel
Deploy Now
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ENTERPRISE

Custom negotiable in scope
Crypto-pay also -20%
  • check_circle Multi-product ecosystem
  • check_circle Custom threat modeling
  • check_circle Hardware auditing
  • check_circle On-premise deployment
Contact Sales

// SELECTED ENGAGEMENTS

Recent audits, real numbers.

Client identities anonymized under NDA. Expand each card for the engagement breakdown.

HELIX (anon) FINTECH
-91% P1
P1 bugs in 6 weeks

Series B fintech. Fixed hot-path auth bypass + 12 silent data race conditions.

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SCOPE: Full auth surface, payment reconciliation pipeline, ledger state machine.

METHOD: 9-dimension stress-test with chaos injection on staging mirror.

OUTCOME: 91% reduction in P1 defects, 3 zero-day state-param bypasses closed pre-launch.

ORBITAL (anon) B2B SAAS
340→80ms
Time to interactive

B2B analytics SaaS. Identified N+1 query patterns + pathological React re-render.

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SCOPE: Dashboard rendering path, Postgres query plan, WebSocket fan-out.

METHOD: Perf-probe with 5k concurrent sessions against read replica.

OUTCOME: TTI 340ms → 80ms, 76% server CPU reduction under peak load.

TONIQ (anon) HEALTHTECH
0 critical
security findings, post-audit

HealthTech. Achieved SOC2-ready posture after 8-week engagement.

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SCOPE: PHI data boundaries, audit logging, role-based access.

METHOD: Threat-modeling + continuous pen-probe cycles over 8 weeks.

OUTCOME: SOC2 Type I readiness, 0 critical findings in external audit.

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Vlad Zaiets - founder and lead QA engineer, Sarmkadan Labs

VLAD ZAIETS

Founder · Lead QA Engineer

// THE TEAM

Senior-only. Founder-shipped.

We are a fully remote-first strike team of senior engineers distributed across EU, Americas, and APAC. No juniors learning on your dime. Every engagement is senior-led and founder-shipped - I personally run scope, findings, and report delivery on every audit.

We deploy strictly senior engineers to dissect your architecture, identify systemic flaws, and fortify your release pipelines. No agency overhead. No handoffs between junior teams. The person who audits your code is the person who writes your report.

Sarmkadan Labs - Remote-first. Worldwide.

// BEFORE YOU ASK

FAQ

In-house QA vs. Sarmkadan?

Hiring a senior in-house QA takes months and costs €130k+ per year. We deploy within 10 business days. You also get an objective adversarial perspective that internal teams lose due to proximity bias.

Do you audit AI-generated codebases?

Yes — this is our specialty. LLM-generated code contains subtle hallucinations, insecure dependency patterns, and non-idiomatic control flow that standard static analysis misses. Our 9-dimension protocol is tuned for these anomalies.

Will you sign an NDA?

Always. Every engagement begins with a mutual NDA. For regulated industries (fintech, health) we also sign DPA and custom confidentiality riders on request.

What tools do you use?

Playwright, k6, Burp Suite Pro, OWASP ZAP, semgrep, custom chaos harnesses. We bring the stack — you don't license anything. Findings land in your Jira / Linear / GitHub Issues directly.

Do you accept cryptocurrency?

Yes — USDT and USDC on default networks (TRC20, ERC20). Crypto payments get a flat 20% discount across all tiers. Invoiced normally; we provide standard EU-format invoice with crypto receipt attached.

How fast can you start?

Spot Audit kicks off within 48 hours of signed SOW. Launch-Ready engagements begin on the next Monday. Continuous QA requires a 2-week ramp.

How do you invoice?

Clean invoice in EUR (bank transfer or SEPA) or crypto (USDT/USDC on TRC20/ERC20, -20%). Net-15 for retainers, 50/50 for fixed-price tiers. No long contracts.

Ship boring releases.

Book a 20-minute audit call. We identify architectural vulnerabilities before they hit production.

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